In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
there is glitter all over my balls
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