Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
dude i'm inner monologue high
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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