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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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