best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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