We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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