Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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