My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i think my tv is drunk
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize