WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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