You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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