return my video game
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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