Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.