Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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