# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
