The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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