yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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