I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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