Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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