Please don't use social media to get back at me.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My dick has a subreddit
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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