Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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