I wanna passion pit in your ass
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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