do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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