I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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