I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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