im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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