haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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