I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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