I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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