then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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