I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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