how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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