arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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