Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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