She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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