Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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