Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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