NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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