I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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