Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In the future we'll all be gay
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Randomize
