Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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