quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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