no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
