dude i'm inner monologue high
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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