Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She made me pour olive oil on her.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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