Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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