Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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