there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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