He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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