it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
