:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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