Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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