I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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