i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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