anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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