you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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