im holly from the hills drunk
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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